Retention email · WooCommerce only
Your store is leaking revenue. Every single day.
We install the 5 email flows that recover 15–25% of your revenue — abandoned cart, post-purchase, winback, browse abandonment, replenishment. Done for you in 30 days. Your total time cost: one 45-minute call.
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Lifecycle email systems built and run for
The audit — this is what we check
If you got our email, we already ran this on your store.
No testimonial can prove competence better than showing you the work. This is the actual diagnostic we run on every WooCommerce store — and what it finds on most of them:
Eight of ten WooCommerce stores we scan fail five or more of these checks. Each one is money already earned by your marketing, walking out the door.
The math
Retention email should be 25–35% of your revenue. On most Woo stores it's under 10%.
Around 70% of carts get abandoned. Most first-time buyers never come back. None of that is a traffic problem — it's what happens after the visit that's broken.
Flows fix it automatically: they recover the cart, turn the first order into a second, and bring lapsed customers back. While you run the store.
15–25%of revenue recovered by the five core flows, on stores that install them properly
The offer
The WooCommerce Revenue Recovery Sprint
All five flows — strategy, copy, design, build, QA, launch — installed on your store in 30 days. You take one 45-minute kickoff call. We do everything else.
FLOW 01
Abandoned cart
Recovers the ~70% of carts that never check out.
FLOW 02
Post-purchase
Turns first orders into second orders — the highest-ROI email in ecommerce.
FLOW 03
Winback
Brings back customers who lapsed at 60 and 90 days.
FLOW 04
Browse abandonment
Catches buyers who looked, wanted, and left.
FLOW 05
Replenishment
Reorder reminders timed to when the product runs out.
The guarantee — read it twice
2x your fee in tracked email revenue within 90 days. Or we keep working free until you get there — and refund the difference if we can't.
Measured in your own dashboard, with attribution rules agreed in writing before we start. No creative math. There is no version of this where you lose money. Worst case: you get five professionally built flows for free.
Get my leak reviewWhy WooCommerce · Why us
Every retention agency speaks Shopify. Your store doesn't.
WooCommerce runs a huge share of ecommerce — and gets ignored by nearly every retention team, because Woo is messier than Shopify and the playbooks don't copy-paste. So Woo merchants get pitched by generalists or get nothing.
That gap is our entire business. We took the lifecycle systems we built for DTC brands like Starface and Echelon and re-engineered them for the WooCommerce stack: the plugins, the checkout quirks, the deliverability setup Shopify handles for you and Woo doesn't.
You noticed the difference already — our first email named a specific leak on your store, not "10 tips for email marketing."
Michal Hlavacek.
Software architect turned retention operator. 15 years building systems for US brands. I run the audits, write the strategy, and my name is on the guarantee.
No account managers, no juniors learning on your store, no 47-slide decks. You talk to the person doing the work.
Fit check
This is not for everyone. Deliberately.
The Sprint works if
- You run a WooCommerce store doing roughly $30K–$300K/month
- You sell products people can buy more than once
- You have traffic and customers — but no system that brings them back
- You want it handled, not another course to watch
Walk away if
- You're pre-launch or under ~$20K/month — flows need volume to pay off; we'll tell you this on the call and save you $4,000
- Your revenue is mostly offline and the website is a side dish
- You want to DIY with our blueprint — respect, but that's not this offer
- You need someone to promise 10x. We promise 2x, in writing, and deliver more
How the 30 days run
You'll know exactly what's happening on every day of the build.
The leak review — free, 20 minutes
We walk you through every leak our audit found on your store, with numbers. You keep the findings either way. If we're not a fit, we say so on the call.
Kickoff — your only 45 minutes
Brand voice, offers, products, access. After this call, your part is done.
Strategy + copy
Flow architecture mapped to your catalog and margins. Every email written, every trigger and delay defined. You get it all in writing.
Build + fix the plumbing
Flows built and designed on your stack. Deliverability repaired — SPF, DKIM, DMARC — so your emails reach inboxes at all.
QA + launch
Every trigger tested with real orders. Flows go live. Attribution tracking confirmed in your dashboard — the same numbers the guarantee is judged on.
The proof window
Flows run and recover. We monitor and tune. Day 90 we review the dashboard together against the 2x guarantee.
One price. On the page. Like it should be.
$4,000
Flat · Once · All five flows · Guarantee included
No retainers to start, no tiers, no "book a call to find out." If the flows do their job, most stores make this back within the first weeks of the proof window — and the guarantee covers you if they don't.
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Real questions, straight answers
Everything merchants ask before booking.
Why should I trust you? I don't see any reviews on this page.
Because we won't show you testimonials we'd have to soften or cherry-pick. What we show instead: the actual brands we've run lifecycle email for (Starface, KNC Beauty, JapanCrate, Echelon), the exact diagnostic we run, the exact process day by day, and a guarantee with real teeth measured in your own dashboard.
And the leak review itself is the proof: 20 minutes in, you'll know whether we understand your store better than anyone who's ever pitched you. That's a cheaper test than trusting a review widget.
Does email really work for a store my size?
Above roughly $30K/month in online revenue — yes, reliably. That's why the fit check exists: below ~$20K/month the math gets thin, and we'll tell you that on the call instead of taking your money. Retention email is the highest-ROI channel in ecommerce because you already paid to acquire these people. Flows just stop wasting that spend.
What if I already use Mailchimp / have some emails set up?
Common, and usually part of the problem — a half-configured platform sending a campaign now and then, with zero automated flows underneath. We audit what exists, keep what works, rebuild what doesn't, and migrate you if the platform itself is the bottleneck. Migration is included in the Sprint, not an upsell.
What do you need from me?
One 45-minute kickoff call, admin access to your store and email platform, and your brand assets. That's the complete list. Everything else — strategy, copy, design, build, testing, deliverability fixes — is on us. That's the point of the offer.
How is the 2x guarantee actually measured?
Flow-attributed revenue in your email platform's own dashboard — the standard attribution your platform already reports, with the exact rules agreed in writing at kickoff, before any work starts. Not our spreadsheet. Not "brand lift." If the number on day 90 is under 2x the fee, we keep working free until it isn't, or refund the difference. Your choice.
Why only four sprints a month?
Because the founder does the work, and the 30-day delivery promise is real. Four concurrent builds is where quality holds. It's not a marketing countdown — when the month is full, the next slot is simply next month.
What happens after the 30 days?
The flows are yours — they run on your accounts, built on your stack, documented. No hostage-taking. Most stores keep us on afterward to tune, expand and run campaigns, but that's a separate decision you make after the flows have proven themselves. Nothing auto-renews.
The next step
Book the leak review. Keep the findings either way.
20 minutes. We walk through every leak on your store, what each one costs you, and what fixing them looks like. If the Sprint fits, we'll tell you. If it doesn't, we'll tell you that too.
4 sprint slots per month — booking the review reserves nothing and costs nothing
Pick a time for your free 20-minute leak review.
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